Fatboy (King) Burger $6.25 - Score: 3.7
Cheese Burger $4.69 - Score: 3.9
Chili Burger $5.58 - Score: not evaluated
V.J.’s though - there’s no bacon! The shock wasn’t as strong this time as we’d already been desensitized at V.J.’s, but what’s with no bacon at burger shacks?
As I unwrapped the burger, I was immediately concerned for all of the people in the world who would not have any mayonnaise because my burger had ALL OF IT. It was oozing out of all sides and dragging the shredded iceberg lettuce with it. I reluctantly picked it up and chose what I thought was the head of this creature, and with some trepidation, bit down. The chain reaction that this caused, was immediate and really, really messy. Nearly half of the shredded lettuce, lubricated by the copious mayo, oozed out the back of my Single King and hung there; draped from my burger down to the wrapper on the table. I recoiled to wipe my mouth with as little of NAPKIN ONE as possible.
My hand was filled with what appeared to be an albino Rastafarian with an affinity for cream rinse. In respect for the lady that was now seated at our table, I reduced the lettuce in my burger by pulling it out onto the foil wrapper. This was helpful in removing most of the mayo as well. This made for an easier time as I progressed. I used every bit of NAPKIN ONE and SECOND NAPKIN.
Once I had removed the lettuce and mayo mess, I was able to concentrate on the flavour of the burger. The bun was appropriately sized. It didn't let me down. The burger patty was a decent size and there seemed to be a lot of filler lending it to have an odd color and texture.